GTA iPhone And Accessories
9.0
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"GTA iPhone and Accessories" is a new hit in the "it doesn't exist" genre. This is a gripping, highly story-driven type of game where developers dip buzzwords and popular product names in a sticky, corn syrup-based batter and fling them at the nearest wall. Those that stay affixed make it into the final ad! This strategy has such rewards as cluttering the Internet with useless garbage, producing articles about a product that doesn't really exist, and decreasing the likelihood that intelligent life will ever bother to make the effort to visit our planet, even if it's right on the way back home from the galactic Pizza Hut.
I can only imagine that a GTA iPhone would be an expensive smartphone you acquired, along with whatever accessories were in the glovebox, when you stole some inattentive executive's Hummer. Odds are he didn't notice because he can't see too well through those expensive Aviators. The real excitement, however, will be when GTA iPhone Chef Boyardee edition makes its way to market. With hundreds more polyhedrons and gigatexels than its competition, you'll be able to market your way to the final boss in style. I give this game Very Medium out of 4.
